Current:Home > Contact'Haunted Mansion' review: Don't expect a ton of chills in Disney's safe ghost ride -EliteFunds
'Haunted Mansion' review: Don't expect a ton of chills in Disney's safe ghost ride
View
Date:2025-04-17 14:21:05
Coming on the heels of "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl" plundering the summer box office in 2003, a movie version of another Disney theme-park ride, the Haunted Mansion, seemed like a pretty good idea at the time. Then that accursed Eddie Murphy movie came out four months later and, lo, it was not a good idea at all.
Fast-forward 20 years and the second time is (mostly) a charm. Directed by Justin Simien ("Bad Hair"), a new "Haunted Mansion" (★★½ out of four; rated PG-13; in theaters Friday) gathers an all-star group – including Rosario Dawson, Owen Wilson, Tiffany Haddish and Oscar winner Jamie Lee Curtis – for a supernatural comedy with some spirit. Although it's a vast improvement from its early aughts predecessor (not exactly a high bar to cross), this ghoulish gathering is a family-friendly affair that's awfully vanilla when it comes to both humor and scares.
It's a shame because as "Haunted Mansion" starts, Simien conjures some real spookiness. After finding the place on Zillow, single mom Gabbie (Dawson) moves into an old New Orleans manor with her young son Travis (Chase W. Dillon) and immediately they realize the place is haunted.
After trying to escape the situation (and discover the ghosts come with them), Gabbie enlists optimistic priest Father Kent (Wilson) to round up a motley "dream team" of paranormal experts: An antisocial tour guide, and former astrophysicist, Ben (LaKeith Stanfield), over-the-top medium Harriet (Haddish) and grumpy history professor Bruce (Danny DeVito).
Amid various scaredy-cat high jinks and team-bonding moments, our heroes find a crystal ball containing the head of mercurial psychic Madame Leota (Curtis), learn that there are 999 souls trapped in the antebellum mansion and a dastardly phantom known as the Hatbox Ghost (Jared Leto) needs one more soul for his heinous plans.
Jamie Lee Curtis:Actress gave her Oscar a googly eye, says 'EGOT, I'm comin' for ya!'
More so than with the saucier "Pirates," "Haunted Mansion" actually feels like the popular ride. (The original Disneyland version is the main inspiration for the manse here rather than the gothic-style Disney World attraction.) Simien included everything from stretching rooms to a trio of hitchhiking specters hardcore fans will recognize − plus more subtle references, like the chair that takes Harriet on a wild ride resembling a Doom Buggy. Using both physical and special effects, the filmmaker creates a visually striking world that feels lived in for his ensemble of folks and frights and also captures a nifty New Orleans atmosphere with funeral processions and brass bands.
However, the characters are a mixed bag in the script by Katie Dippold (2016's "Ghostbusters"). Wilson, Haddish and DeVito are cast in archetypal roles they've done before, and far better. And the build-out of the mansion's mythology and ghosts – plus the sizable cast – distracts from Gabbie and Travis' core story. Fortunately, Stanfield rises to the occasion with an enjoyable, quietly touching performance as a skeptical shut-in mourning a tragic loss who rediscovers himself during a life-affirming albeit goofy quest.
Curtis also seems to be having the time of her life as a disembodied head in a movie that's much less frightening than the rest of her Halloween-ready filmography. Just please don't "Barbenheimer" this and the other ghost-filled new treat "Talk to Me" out the same day: One is a Disney-fied take on a playfully unnerving ride and the other is a nerve-shredding creep show that haunts your soul.
While too often slapsticky and risk-averse with its fear factor, "Haunted Mansion" pulls off a pleasant and fantastical brush with the hereafter and is a good first horror movie for youngsters where a ghostly mummy won’t have them running for their mommy.
veryGood! (629)
Related
- Mets have visions of grandeur, and a dynasty, with Juan Soto as major catalyst
- Can TikTokkers sway Biden on oil drilling? The #StopWillow campaign, explained
- Shop 50% Off Shark's Robot Vacuum With 27,400+ 5-Star Reviews Before the Early Amazon Prime Day Deal Ends
- Exploring Seinfeld through the lens of economics
- Google unveils a quantum chip. Could it help unlock the universe's deepest secrets?
- See Landon Barker's Mom Shanna Moakler Finally Meet Girlfriend Charli D'Amelio in Person
- The job market slowed last month, but it's still too hot to ease inflation fears
- These Secrets About Sleepless in Seattle Are Like... Magic
- Juan Soto praise of Mets' future a tough sight for Yankees, but World Series goal remains
- Does the 'Bold Glamour' filter push unrealistic beauty standards? TikTokkers think so
Ranking
- 'No Good Deed': Who's the killer in the Netflix comedy? And will there be a Season 2?
- Businessman Who Almost Went on OceanGate Titanic Dive Reveals Alleged Texts With CEO on Safety Concerns
- China is restructuring key government agencies to outcompete rivals in tech
- As Russia’s War In Ukraine Disrupts Food Production, Experts Question the Expanding Use of Cropland for Biofuels
- The FBI should have done more to collect intelligence before the Capitol riot, watchdog finds
- A U.S. federal agency is suing Exxon after 5 nooses were found at a Louisiana complex
- Alaska’s Dalton Highway Is Threatened by Climate Change and Facing a Highly Uncertain Future
- Accused Pentagon leaker appeals pretrial detention order, citing Trump's release
Recommendation
House passes bill to add 66 new federal judgeships, but prospects murky after Biden veto threat
These Stars' First Jobs Are So Relatable (Well, Almost)
Shop J.Crew’s Extra 50% Off Sale and Get a $100 Skirt for $16, a $230 Pair of Heels for $28, and More
Killings of Environmental Advocates Around the World Hit a Record High in 2020
Have Dry, Sensitive Skin? You Need To Add These Gentle Skincare Products to Your Routine
Bebe Rexha Is Gonna Show You How to Clap Back at Body-Shamers
Why Kristin Cavallari Is Against Son Camden, 10, Becoming a YouTube Star
Warming Trends: Radio From a Future Free of Fossil Fuels, Vegetarianism Not Hot on Social Media and Overheated Umpires Make Bad Calls